A man had a great job working in a pickle factory. The only problem?
He wanted to put his penis in the pickle slicer.
He went to a therapist to work out his obsession, and after several months, the therapist advised that even though it would cause great harm, the man should put his penis the pickle slicer.
The next day, the man came home early and told his wife about his desire and, that on the advice of his therapist, he finally put his penis in the pickle slicer and got fired...
The horrified woman pulled her husband's pants down expecting to find his member torn to shreds. Instead, it was normal and intact. She said, "That's a relief, did anything happen to the pickle slicer?" To which he replied,
"She got fired too."
*ba-dum-chshhh*
He wanted to put his penis in the pickle slicer.
He went to a therapist to work out his obsession, and after several months, the therapist advised that even though it would cause great harm, the man should put his penis the pickle slicer.
The next day, the man came home early and told his wife about his desire and, that on the advice of his therapist, he finally put his penis in the pickle slicer and got fired...
The horrified woman pulled her husband's pants down expecting to find his member torn to shreds. Instead, it was normal and intact. She said, "That's a relief, did anything happen to the pickle slicer?" To which he replied,
"She got fired too."
*ba-dum-chshhh*