A woman was shopping for a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice and a pound of bacon. As she unloaded her items to check out, a drunk customer standing behind her watched. "You must be single," he observed. The woman, a bit startled, but intrigued, looked at her four items on the conveyor belt and said, "Well, you know, you're right. But how on earth did you know that?" "Because you're uglier than shit!"
*ba-dum-chshhh*
That was a mean one, but it made me laugh
*ba-dum-chshhh*
That was a mean one, but it made me laugh
